Ten Things You Don't Know About Women.

1.

Size over stamina.

2.

Crying and saying you're sorry for calling us Halle Berry during sex still doesn't make it okay.

3.

We really do believe your mother is the reason for your inability to commit.

4.

With that in mind, five minutes with your mother and the loose ends come together.

5.

We can't have sex without expecting a call from you the next day.

6.

We never notice the Brad Pitt look-alike sitting alone at table 2 wearing the black shirt and sporting the rugged two-day stubble. He didn't even cross our minds.

7.

If it's been five years since you bothered to call and I'm taking island vacations with George Clooney, good luck getting me back.

8.

You may consider a root canal less painful, but this much is true, no matter the woman: We sincerely want to talk about how you feel.

9.

Under the right circumstances, like after you surprise us with a foot massage, we are willing to consid-er your newfound beer belly a sexy addition.

10.

Looks don't matter. That much.

By Regina Hall.