11 outubro 2007

A Arte da Sedução segundo o Guardião Britânico.


The Art of Seduction: Sex through the ages, from every possible angle.

From ancient miniatures to modern film, 2,000 years of civilisation's frankest moments go on show

The City of London police have been in, and, says Graham Sheffield, artistic director of the Barbican, "they are completely cool. We're kosher." That means, come Friday, the first ever mainstream exhibition devoted to sex will be unleashed upon an unsuspecting British public.

According to co-curator Martin Kemp: "We are not setting out to shock, but it is certainly provoking." Marina Wallace, another of the curators, added: "We want London to be thinking about nothing but sex for three months."

Graphic hardly does justice to the romp through 2,000 years of art history's frankest moments. But the organisers argue that context is all: which is why Robert Mapplethorpe's fetish photographs; Nan Goldin's slide of a man ejaculating while having sex with his male partner; even an eye-opening 18th century Arabic manuscript illustrating 10 men having group sex, are all absolutely fine by the police.

This is a serious, art-historical exhibition, which is why even potentially controversial material - such as certain photographs by Goldin showing nude children as part of her sometimes explicit work Heartbeat - is, according to the curators, acceptable.

"It's partly about intention," said Prof Kemp. "The job of pornography is to do just one thing; and if it's doing anything else, it's not doing its job properly." By implication, then, the exhibition is not pornographic.

The curators - Prof Kemp, Prof Wallace and Joanne Bernstein - have been researching the exhibition for five years. Its scope is vast, covering everything from ancient Greek and Roman vases and sculpture - including the stunning life-size marble Sleeping Hermaphrodite from the Galleria Borghese in Rome - to Old Masters, drawings by Turner and Rodin, and photographs of Jean-Jacques Level's 1966 happening, 120 Minutes Dedicated to the Divine Marquis, in which the artist used obscenity to expose the political obscenity he observed in the French regime at the time at war in Algeria. Memorably, this features a girl with a leek. Except that "she" turns out to be a transsexual.

Good luck charms.

The exhibition begins with the "secret cabinets" of the British Museum and the Naples Museum - reserved areas where material deemed too saucy for general consumption was placed to protect delicate nerves and impressionable minds from the late 18th century. Here is an amber, life-size carving of male genitalia, and a tintinnabulum, a Roman bronze windchime featuring a winged phallus. "These are absolutely wonderful objects," said Prof Wallace. "They are good luck charms: the idea is that the penis is the only part of the body that moves up and down without control. That links it to fate or fortune, which also moves up and down of its own volition."

The inclusion of partial re-creations of these reserved areas in museums relates to the programme of the exhibition, which is not to tell us how people had sex, but the way people have represented sex, and, often, attempted to control those representations. If there is a message, said Ms Bernstein, it is that "sex is a universal part of our being. It doesn't matter when or where or with whom sex is had: sex is sex is sex." The Queen, it turns out, is the unlikely keeper of some of the more explicit material - including Annibale Carracci's 16th-century pen and ink drawing of Leda, from classical myth, making out particularly enthusiastically with a swan, the god Jupiter in disguise.

Nearby hangs one of the few works in the exhibition by a woman: the erotically charged Minerva in the Act of Dressing by Lavinia Fontana (1552-1614). Serious academic museums such as the Fitzwilliam, the Wellcome Foundation, and the Victoria and Albert Museum have loaned rarely seen Indian erotic miniatures, 19th-century Iranian manuscripts illustrating various sexual positions, and Japanese prints.

Japanese contortionists.

"The Japanese get into positions contortionists would be pressed to achieve. As do the Indian women, though not the men; the expectation on Indian men seems rather less, I am encouraged to see," said Prof Kemp. Back to Europe, and there are tiny, illustrated pornographic books - "small enough to fit into one hand, leaving one hand free", pointed out Ms Bernstein.

The final stages of the exhibition take the viewer through a tiny portion of Rodin's 7,000 drawings of nudes to k r buxey's 2002 video of her face as she is given oral sex, to the background music of Fauré's Requiem.

"We do talk about arousal," said Prof Wallace. "We do want the show to be arousing for all the senses. This is what we want it to be about, rather than nudge-nudge, wink-wink."

· Seduced: Art and Sex from Antiquity to Now is open to over-18s from Friday.


Fonte:

Charlotte Higgins, arts correspondent

Wednesday October 10, 2007

The Guardian.


http://arts.guardian.co.uk/art/news/story/0,,2187310,00.html

04 outubro 2007

Se tens receio de te despires com essa idade …




… então só te resta mesmo é cresceres … e não seres tão aborrecida … porque o teu tempo ao lado de amizades como a minha passa muito depressa e pode ser que te venhas a arrepender desse teu medo insignificante e infantil quando já for tarde demais!

I came across a cache of old photos

And invitations to teenage parties

"Dress in white" one said, with quotations

From someone's wife, a famous writer

In the nineteen-twenties

When you're young you find inspiration

In anyone who's ever gone

And opened up a closing door

She said: "We were never feeling bored

'Cause we were never being boring

We had too much time to find for ourselves

And we were never being boring

We dressed up and fought, then thought: "Make amends"

And we were never holding back or worried that

Time would come to an end

When I went I left from the station

With a haversack and some trepidation

Someone said: "If you're not careful

You'll have nothing left and nothing to care for

In the nineteen-seventies"

But I sat back and looking forward

My shoes were high and I had scored

I'd bolted through a closing door

I would never find myself feeling bored

'Cause we were never being boring

We had too much time to find for ourselves

And we were never being boring

We dressed up and fought, then thought: "Make amends"

And we were never holding back or worried that

Time would come to an end

We were always hoping that, looking back

You could always rely on a friend

Now I sit with different faces

In rented rooms and foreign places

All the people I was kissing

Some are here and some are missing

In the nineteen-nineties

I never dreamt that I would get to be

The creature that I always meant to be

But I thought in spite of dreams

You'd be sitting somewhere here with me

'Cause we were never being boring

We had too much time to find for ourselves

And we were never being boring

We dressed up and fought, then thought: "Make amends"

And we were never holding back or worried that

Time would come to an end

We were always hoping that, looking back

You could always rely on a friend

And we were never being boring

We had too much time to find for ourselves

And we were never being boring

We dressed up and fought, then thought: "Make amends"

And we were never being boring

We were never being bored

'Cause we were never being boring

We were never being bored

Mas, ainda estás vestida!?!?!

Aqui podes despir-te à vontade, quando quiseres e bem te apetecer, sem aborrecimentos, só com o tempo todo para nós e para te descobrires a ti própria, sem preocupações de o tempo chegar ao fim, sem estares ralada em teres que ir apanhar à pressa o comboio que te levará deste sonho …

O autor do blog

Fonte: Pet Shop Boys - Being Boring.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v1anN4Cf1s

Canção com bébés …

As crianças pertencem a todas as pessoa adultas que devem zelar pelo seu futuro ...


Pet Shop boys - It's Alright

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzNTedwR548


Os subúrbios urbanos estão cheios de casos que contradizem esta regra universal de respeito pelas gerações vindouras … especialmente quando existem cães cujas donas as matam impunemente …



... porque já dizia a canção:


Lost in the high street, where the dogs run

Roaming suburban boys

Mother's got a hairdo to be done

She says they're too old for toys

Stood by the bus stop with a felt pen

In this suburban hell

And in the distance a police car

To break the suburban spell

Let's take a ride, and run with the dogs tonight

In Suburbia

You can't hide, run with the dogs tonight

In Suburbia

…

It's on the front page of the papers

This is their hour of need

Where's a policeman when you need one

To blame the colour TV?



E a realidade virtual lá vai adormecendo todos aqueles que não têm filhos ... ou não pensam nas preocupações e responsabilidades de os ter ...

Pet Shop Boys - Suburbia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEbikoW0Fn4&NR=1

Estarás sempre presente na minha cabeça, meu amor …

… e diz-me que o nosso amor nunca morrerá …


Maybe I didn't treat you quite as good as I should

Maybe I didn't love you quite as often as I could

Little things I should've said and done, I never took the time

You were always on my mind

You were always on my mind

Maybe I didn't hold you all those lonely, lonely times

And I guess I never told you, I'm so happy that you're mine

If I made you feel second best, I'm so sorry, I was blind

You were always on my mind

You were always on my mind

Tell me, tell me that your sweet love hasn't died

Give me one more chance to keep you satisfied

Satisfied

Little things I should've said and done, I never took the time

You were always on my mind

You were always on my mind

Tell me, tell me that your sweet love hasn't died

Give me one more chance to keep you satisfied

You were always on my mind

You were always on my mind

You were always on my mind

You were always on my mind

You were always on my mind

You were always on my mind

Maybe I didn't treat you quite as good as I should

Maybe I didn't love you quite as often as I could

Maybe I didn't hold you all those lonely, lonely times

And I guess I never told you, I'm so happy that you're mine

(Maybe I didn't love you...)

inspired by Pet Shop Boys - Always On My Mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzWOQLxu7rk

03 outubro 2007

As aves com a chegada do Inverno rumam ao Sul ...




















As aves são diferentes dos seres humanos porque, para além de outras razões justificativas e óbvias, podem livremente optar por voar para sítios mais quentes e acolhedores quando nos locais onde vivem começa a instalar-se o frio do Inverno.

Eu, enquanto ser humano, tenho que me contentar com uma próxima viagem ao Norte da Europa ... provavelmente não usufruo de uma verdadeira liberdade natural que é concedida a uma simples ave ... Como gostava de ser verdadeiramente livre e rumar a qualquer ponto deste planeta, sem quaisquer restrições, sempre que sentisse necessidade de te ver ...

Quem é que não quer uma secretariazinha destas?




All I need is love …

Campeonato de Fotos de Amantes











Como é que se convence um homem da importância de lavar as mãos antes de comer?

Como o tempo passa rápido neste blogue …

Ainda ontem eram umas meninas ...


... e cresceram tão depressa ...


... que só podia dar nisto, ao terem escolhido uma vida cheia de pressa ...

Pensamento do dia …

O mundo investe cinco vezes mais em remédios para a virilidade masculina e silicone para mulheres do que na cura da Doença de Alzheimer.

Daqui a alguns anos, teremos velhas com grandes mamas e velhos completamente excitados, mas ... ninguém se vai lembrar para que servem! ...

Um grande desperdício, não achas?!

Curiosidades do foro público.

Sabes qual é o dia “D” em que, faça chuva ou faça sol, os funcionários da Administração Pública recebem sempre o seu salário …?

Os dias de “São Vencimento” na Função Pública.

Dia 20:

Presidência do Conselho de Ministros;

Ministério das Finanças e da Administração Pública;

Ministério da Defesa Nacional;

Ministério do Trabalho e da Solidariedade Social;

Ministério das Obras Públicas, Transportes e Comunicações; e

Ministério dos Negócios Estrangeiros.

Dia 21:

Ministério da Administração Interna;

Ministério do Ambiente, do Ordenamento do Território e do

Desenvolvimento Regional;

Ministério da Justiça; e

Ministério da Saúde.

Dia 22:

Ministério da Economia e da Inovação;

Dia 23:

Ministério da Educação;

Ministério da Cultura;

Ministério da Ciência, Tecnologia e Ensino Superior; e

Ministério da Agricultura, do Desenvolvimento Rural e das Pescas.

No caso em que o dia “D” coincidir com Sábado, Domingo ou Feriado, o pagamento do salário passa para o dia útil imediatamente anterior ...

… mas não deveria ser no dia útil imediatamente posterior para refrear a tendência desorientada e desenfreada dos gastos de “consumo público”?!?! …

O autor do blog.


Fonte:

Aviso n.º 18 845 / 2007, de 03 / 10, do Instituto de Gestão da Tesouraria e do Crédito Público, I. P. do Ministério das Finanças e da Administração Pública, Diário da República n.º 191, 2.ª Série - Informação para o ano económico de 2008 de que os valores mensais destinados ao pagamento dos vencimentos e subsídios referentes aos vários ministérios e organismos e serviços com autonomia administrativa e financeira não poderão sair da Tesouraria Central do Estado antes das datas indicadas.

http://www.dre.pt/pdfgratis2sa5/2007/10/2S191A0000S00.pdf

02 outubro 2007