tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-79555676847514919182024-02-07T04:05:18.267+00:00As Mulheres Adoram Saber o que os Homens PensamAs Mulheres Adoram Saber o que os Homens Pensamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05445612781372219001noreply@blogger.comBlogger4295125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955567684751491918.post-39286498091334956992015-01-25T13:45:00.002+00:002015-01-25T13:45:14.739+00:00Emma Holten - Publicação na internet de fotografias da sua nudez sem permissão - - - Moral: Se fosse comigo, eu não iria também consentir, nem gostar ....<div>
O ex-namorado de Emma Holten publicou fotos da nudez do seu corpo não autorizadas na internet que muito prejudicaram a sua imagem, honra, dignidade e vida pessoal, familiar, profissional, etc..</div>
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Após receber milhares de contactos e ter dispendido imenso tempo a justificar-se por tudo aquilo que não tinha feito por si, ter, inclusivamente, tentado eliminado as suas fotos dos vários websites onde foram indevidamente publicados e ouvido as respostas de recusa dos responsáveis pela gestão dos conteúdos de tais websites, Emma decidiu tomar uma iniciativa inédita de mostrar a sua inocência da mesma forma, através do recurso aos mesmos meios, mostrando o seu corpo com o seu consentimento, com a ajuda de uma fotógrafa profissional.</div>
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Uma lição para quem fez isto à Emma, a todos os que deixaram publicar as fotos e àqueles que visualizaram as suas fotos que ao (quererem) ignorar o facto de que foram publicadas sem o seu consentimento, também nada fizeram para reverter esta situação.<br />
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Someone stole naked pictures of me. This is what I did about it – video</h1>
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AN OBJECTION BY EMMA HOLTEN</h4>
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On a regular October morning in 2011 I couldn’t access my email or Facebook. I didn’t think anything of it – I forget passwords all the time – and just tried again. Waiting for me upon entry were hundreds of messages and emails.</div>
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Messages and emails with pictures of me in them.</div>
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<b style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">One</b>: me, naked, in my ex-boyfriend’s darkened room. Seventeen, a little awkward, slightly hunched forward: a harmless attempt at sexiness.</div>
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<b style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Another</b>: two years later, in my room in Uppsala, Sweden. Older, a little more confident, but not a whole lot.</div>
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What had happened was apparent: the pictures were now online. I had become one of the thousands, hundreds of thousands, of girls thrown into the porn industry against their will. I thought “how bad can this really be?” The guys at school would find it hilarious, probably; talk about it for ten minutes: “Holy shit, have you seen Emma?” It was humiliating, of course, but I’ve never been ashamed of my body or my sexuality. No doubt, I wished it had never happened, but I couldn’t have imagined the next two years.</div>
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The weeks passed and more messages trickled in. I was on sites filled with pictures of my fellow victims, women who’d never intended their pictures to be public, who’d never wanted attention from more than one person.</div>
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“Men love naked women,” I thought “I knew as much.” But their questions in my inbox made it clear that the appeal did not rest solely upon my apparent nudity.</div>
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<i style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"></i><b style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><i style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">DO YOUR PARENTS KNOW THAT UR A SLUT?</i></b></div>
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These messages were from men all over the world. Teen boys, university students, nuclear-family dads. The only thing they had in common was that they were all men. They knew it was against my will, that I didn’t want to be on those sites. The realisation that my humiliation turned them on felt like a noose around my neck. The absence of consent was erotic, they relished my suffering.</div>
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It’s one thing to be sexualised by people who are attracted to you, but it’s quite another thing when the lack of a ‘you’, when dehumanization, is the main factor. I realised that if I had been a model sexualising herself I would have been of little interest. My body was not the appealing factor. Furthermore, I saw that my loss of control legitimised the harrasment. I was a fallen woman, anyone’s game. What was I aside from a whore who had got what she deserved?</div>
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Then, suddenly, I noticed that this dynamic – sexualisation <i style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">against</i> her will – was everywhere. Take ‘creepshots’, a global phenomenon which entails photographing women without their knowledge or consent, in order to share them in a sexual context online. On similar sites, people link to Facebook pages asking if anyone can hack or find more pictures of the girl. Here, again, women are used as objects whose lack of consent, of participation, provides the reason and allure of their sexualisation.</div>
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This dynamic is a commonplace online and is a concrete manifestation of a larger discourse around the female body, the notion that it is erotic to sexualise someone who is unaware. We all know the tropes: the sexy teacher/student/nurse/waiter/<wbr></wbr>bartender/doctor. All jobs, if staffed by women, can be sexualised. What is sexy is not the job, not even the woman, but the fact that while the woman is just doing her job you are secretly sexualising her. She has become public property by simply being?</div>
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The danger is not in arousal or finding another person arousing, but in the idea that a sexually arousing situation in which two people take part, can exist without one of the party’s consent. Feminists are often singled out and ridiculed for our critique of catcalling, the suggestion is that we cannot handle it. Of course we can. Rather, our critique is directed at how it positions the female body in public spaces. It is an<i style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">object</i>, to be sexualised, even if the woman to whom the body belongs is working/shopping/picking up her kids/waiting for the bus. It is a notification that, whatever she is up to, a person is passing and sexualising her. Catcalling forcefully moves the female body from a non-sexual to a sexual situation.</div>
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If the men who contacted me thought about my humiliation, about my humanity, would they still write me? If you viewed women as beings with their own autonomy and sexuality, would you feel you had the right to photograph them without their knowledge? If catcallers saw women as complex individual people would they forcefully enter their private sphere? No. No, because such actions can only be justified if the female body is fetischized as an object. Not an object like a dice or a winter coat, but an object for your utilization. Forcing a person to play a part that you <i style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">need</i> them to play.</div>
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Because such actions only take place when you forget, or do not know that a situation in which one participant has not consented is not a sexual situation. It’s just a situation with you and someone you find sexy. Nothing more.</div>
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Seeking out my pictures, and the pictures of my fellow victims, is to actively participate in the dehumanization of the female body. To do so is to forget that these women are people who, by sexualizing themselves for one person, have not become sexualized objects. To do so forgets that no person deserves to be reduced to an object.</div>
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But, it is also dangerous. For, if one is exposed to the objectification of women for long enough, one will internalize it. Worse, those who are objectified will internalize it too. When you are told enough times that you do not deserve to be treated as someone of worth, you lie in bed at night and begin to agree. It has been a huge task for me to muster any kind of self-worth after being told every day for three years that I don’t deserve it.</div>
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I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about how I could possibly stop hating my body. I blamed it for my humiliation. Why did it make people treat me that way? Would I ever be able to look at myself and see a human being?</div>
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There is no easy solution to such thoughts. You are caught between a wish to never be seen again and a determination not to live a life ruled by shame.</div>
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I thought about this a long while.</div>
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I would have to write a new story about my body in order to make it possible to see myself naked and still see myself as human. I decided that a sort of re-humanisation had to happen.</div>
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I talked to the photographer Cecilie Bødker. She told me that photographing unclothed women without catering to the male gaze and sexualising them was almost impossible. Would it be possible for her to take pictures of me without my clothes on, where it was obvious that I was, in fact, a human being deserving of respect? We gave it a try. This isn’t just about me getting better. It’s also about problematising and experimenting with the roles we most see naked women portraying. We seldom smile, are in control, live. We never look, we’re always looked at.</div>
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The pictures are an attempt at making me a sexual subject instead of an object. I am not ashamed of my body, but it is mine. Consent is key. Just as rape and sex have nothing to do with each other, pictures shared with and without consent are completely different things.</div>
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<strong style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Artwork © Cecilie Bødker and Emma Holten </strong>(<a href="http://friktionmagasin.dk/?p=1568" style="background: transparent; border: 0px; color: black; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;" target="_blank">http://<wbr></wbr>friktionmagasin.dk/?p=1568</a>)</div>
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<em style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;"><strong style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;">For 3 år siden fandt Emma ud af, at der uden hendes samtykke lå private billeder af hendes yngre jeg, nøgen, fotograferet på hendes daværende kærestes værelse, på en hjemmeside der profiterede på at vise nøgenbilleder af kvinder, der ikke selv havde valgt at være en del af den beskidte forretning. Fænomenet kaldes hævnporno, hvor folk offentliggør billeder af deres eks-kærester i halv- eller helpornografiske situationer.</strong></em></div>
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I de 3 år der er gået siden, er hun næsten hver dag blevet kontaktet af folk der havde gloet på billederne af hende og lige ville sige, at hun havde gode bryster eller at hun skulle sende nogle flere – ellers ville de sende billederne til hendes familie. I de 3 år er hun gået gennem følelsen af at skulle vide, at hendes krop blev set gennem pornografiske briller, at hun burde skamme sig over sin krop eller billeder af hendes krop, der knap nok føltes som hendes længere. Kæmpe den personlige kamp; at få sin krop til at føles som hendes egen igen.</div>
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Da hun fortalte mig sin historie, var hun var kommet til et punkt, hvor hun var klar til at skrive en ny historie om sin krop – gennem fotografier, men denne gang i kontrol af situationen og konteksten. Sammen har vi forsøgt at skabe en serie, der viser en krop som et kvindelig subjekt i stedet for et objekt. Undersøgt hvilke roller vi ser den nøgne krop i. Hvordan forholdet mellem den der ser og den der bliver set på. En række billeder af en person, der selv uden tøj altså er et menneske og skal behandles og ses og respekteres sådan!</div>
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Læs Emmas artikel om hævnporno og sexisme <a href="http://friktionmagasin.dk/?p=1592" style="background: transparent; border: 0px; color: #6343ba; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: top;" target="_blank" title="SAMTYKKE">her</a>.</div>
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Vær med til at sætte en stopper for hævnporno her: <a href="http://www.endrevengeporn.org/" style="background: transparent; border: 0px; color: #6343ba; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: top;" target="_blank">www.endrevengeporn.org</a></div>
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1. Podendo escolher qualquer pessoa no mundo, quem queria ter como convidado para jantar?</div>
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2. Gostaria de ser famoso? De que forma?</div>
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3. Ensaia o que vai dizer antes de fazer uma chamada telefónica? Porquê?</div>
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4. O que constitui um “dia perfeito” para si?</div>
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5. Quando foi a última vez que cantou para si mesmo? E para outra pessoa?</div>
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6. Se fosse capaz de viver até aos 90 anos de idade com a mente ou o corpo de uma pessoa de 30 anos, o que escolheria [a mente ou o corpo]?</div>
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7. Tem um palpite secreto sobre a forma como vai morrer?</div>
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8. Diga três coisas que você e o seu parceiro parecem ter em comum.</div>
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9. Pelo o que é que se sente mais grato/grata na vida?</div>
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10. Se pudesse mudar alguma coisa na forma como foi educado/a, o que seria?</div>
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11. Tire quatro minutos do seu tempo e conta ao parceiro/a a história da sua vida com o máximo de detalhes possível.</div>
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12. Se amanhã acordasse com uma nova qualidade ou habilidade, qual seria?</div>
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1. Se uma bola de cristal pudesse contar a verdade sobre a sua pessoa, vida e futuro, ou qualquer outra coisa, o que é que quereria saber?</div>
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2. Há alguma coisa que sonhe fazer desde há muito tempo? Porque não a fez?</div>
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3. Qual é a maior realização na sua vida?</div>
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4. O que valoriza mais numa amizade?</div>
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5. Qual é a sua memória mais querida?</div>
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6. Qual é a sua memória mais terrível?</div>
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7. Se soubesse que dentro de um ano fosse morrer de repente, mudaria alguma coisa na forma como está atualmente a viver? Porquê?</div>
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8. O que é que a amizade significa para si?</div>
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9. Quais são os papéis do amor e do afeto na sua vida?</div>
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10. Partilhe alternadamente algo que considere ser uma característica positiva no seu/sua parceiro/a. Partilhe um total de cinco itens.</div>
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11. Quão próxima e calorosa é a sua família? Sente que a sua infância foi mais feliz que a da maior parte das pessoas?</div>
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12. Como se sente face à relação que tem com a sua mãe?</div>
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<span style="box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 700; line-height: inherit;">Terceira parte</span></div>
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1. Faça três declarações honestas na primeira pessoa do plural. Como por exemplo, “Nós estamos os dois nesta sala a sentirmo-nos…”</div>
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2. Complete esta frase: “Eu gostava de ter alguém com quem partilhar…”</div>
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3. Caso ficasse um amigo próximo do seu/sua parceiro/a, partilhe o que seria importante que ele ou ela soubesse.</div>
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4. Diga ao seu/sua parceiro/a o que gosta nele/nela; seja honesto/a desta vez, dizendo coisas que não diria a alguém que acabou de conhecer.</div>
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5. Partilhe com o seu/sua parceiro/a um momento embaraçoso da sua vida.</div>
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6. Quando foi a última vez que chorou em frente a uma pessoa? E sozinho/a?</div>
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7. Conte ao seu parceiro uma coisa que já goste nele/nela.</div>
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8. E se qualquer coisa for demasiado sério para ser gozada?</div>
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9. Se morresse esta noite se a oportunidade de comunicar com quem quer que fosse, o que mais se arrependeria de não ter dito a alguém? Porque é que ainda não o disse?</div>
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10. A sua casa, que contém tudo o que lhe pertence, incendeia-se. Depois de salvar os seus entes queridos e os animais de estimação, tem tempo para salvar um último item. Qual seria? Porquê?</div>
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11. De todas as pessoas na sua família, que morte consideraria mais perturbante. Porquê?</div>
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12. Partilhe um problema pessoal e peça ao seu/sua parceiro/parceira por conselhos em como lidar com ele. Peça também ao parceiro/a que reflita sobre a como você se está a sentir tendo em conta o problema que escolheu.</div>
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http://observador.pt/2015/01/15/quer-apaixonar-se-faca-estas-36-questoes/As Mulheres Adoram Saber o que os Homens Pensamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05445612781372219001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955567684751491918.post-8628107512766468952013-12-07T22:53:00.001+00:002013-12-07T22:53:33.827+00:00Estimule-se o que este povo sempre soube fazer bem .... e deixemos a política completamente fodida e à sua sorte ....<div style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial; font-size: small;">
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As Mulheres Adoram Saber o que os Homens Pensamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05445612781372219001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955567684751491918.post-1098117811376459022013-12-07T22:42:00.001+00:002013-12-07T22:42:23.897+00:00Simplicidade acima de tudo .....<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;">Quando tinha 14 anos, esperava ter uma namorada algum dia.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;">Quando tinha 16 anos tive uma namorada, mas não tinha paixão. Então</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;">percebi que precisava de uma mulher apaixonada, com vontade de viver.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;">Na faculdade saí com uma mulher apaixonada, mas era emocional demais.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;">Tudo era terrível, era a rainha dos problemas, chorava o tempo todo e</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;">ameaçava suicidar-se. Então percebi que precisava de uma mulher estável.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;">Quando tinha 25 encontrei uma mulher bem estável, mas chata. Era</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;">totalmente previsível e nada a excitava. A vida tornou-se tão</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;">monótona, que decidi que precisava de uma mulher excitante.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;">Aos 28 encontrei uma mulher excitante, mas não consegui acompanhá-la.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;">Ia de um lado para o outro sem se deter em lugar nenhum. Fazia coisas</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;">impetuosas, que me fez sentir tão miserável como feliz. No começo foi</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;">divertido e eletrizante, mas sem futuro. Então decidi buscar uma</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;">mulher com alguma ambição.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;">Quando cheguei nos 31, encontrei uma mulher inteligente, ambiciosa e</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;">com os pés no chão. Decidi casar-me com ela. Era tão ambiciosa que</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;">pediu o divórcio e ficou com tudo o que eu tinha.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px;">Hoje, com 40 anos, gosto de mulheres com mamas grandes. E pronto!</span>As Mulheres Adoram Saber o que os Homens Pensamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05445612781372219001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955567684751491918.post-81942642828309466692013-12-07T22:34:00.001+00:002013-12-07T22:34:42.393+00:00Enquanto fôr a merda do futebol a ser o n.º 1 das preocupações na cabecinha da maioria desta gentinha que por cá vive este país nunca terá solução para sair da crise em que se meteu ...<br />
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As Mulheres Adoram Saber o que os Homens Pensamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05445612781372219001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955567684751491918.post-91432777062329525542013-12-07T22:22:00.001+00:002013-12-07T22:22:56.796+00:00Gostava de ter tesão até morrer ...<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="3" style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><tbody>
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<span style="color: #002060; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 24pt;">cidade.</span></span><u></u><u></u></div>
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<span style="color: #002060; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 24pt;">Passeiam pelos mesmos lugares e, diante da mesma</span></span><u></u><u></u></div>
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<span style="color: #002060; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 24pt;">casa vêem, surpresos, o cartaz:</span></span><u></u><u></u></div>
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<b><span style="color: #002060; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 24pt;">'HOJE, O FABULOSO GERALDINHO’.</span></span></b><u></u><u></u></div>
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<span style="color: #002060; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 24pt;">Entram e no palco, quem está lá ?</span></span><u></u><u></u></div>
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<span style="color: #002060; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 24pt;">O GERALDINHO, agora com 7</span></span><span style="color: #1f497d; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 24pt;">6</span></span><span style="font-family: Calibri;"> </span><span style="color: #002060; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 24pt;">anos, enrugadinho,</span></span><u></u><u></u></div>
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<span style="color: #002060; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 24pt;">cabelos brancos, traçando 3 mulheres</span></span><u></u><u></u></div>
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<span style="color: #002060; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 24pt;">com o mesmo pique.</span></span><u></u><u></u></div>
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<span style="color: #002060; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 24pt;">Não dá pra acreditar ! ! !</span></span><u></u><u></u></div>
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<span style="color: #002060; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 24pt;">Quando os tambores começam a rufar, é colocada no</span></span><u></u><u></u></div>
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<span style="color: #002060; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 24pt;">centro do palco a mesma mesinha, agora com 3 cocos,</span></span><u></u><u></u></div>
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<span style="color: #002060; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 24pt;">e ele os quebra com o pênis com a mesma precisão.</span></span><u></u><u></u></div>
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<span style="color: #002060; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 24pt;">Boquiaberto, o casal vai ao camarim para</span></span><u></u><u></u></div>
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<span style="color: #002060; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 24pt;">cumprimentar pessoalmente o fabuloso GERALDINHO e,</span></span><u></u><u></u></div>
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<span style="color: #002060; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 24pt;">curiosos, lhe perguntam o motivo da mudança</span></span><u></u><u></u></div>
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<span style="color: #002060; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 24pt;">das nozes para cocos.</span></span><u></u><u></u></div>
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<span style="color: #002060; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 24pt;">Meio sem graça, ele responde:</span></span><u></u><u></u></div>
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<b><span style="color: #002060; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 24pt;">- A VELHICE É UMA MERDA</span></span></b><span style="color: #002060; font-family: Calibri;"> </span><span style="color: #002060; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: 24pt;">!</span></span><u></u><u></u></div>
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<b><span style="color: #002060; font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-size: 36pt;">A VISTA ESTÁ FRACA E</span></span></b><u></u><u></u></div>
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<b><span style="color: #002060; font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-size: 36pt;">NÃO CONSIGO MAIS</span></span></b><u></u><u></u></div>
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<b><span style="color: #002060; font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-size: 36pt;">ENXERGAR AS NOZES.</span></span></b></div>
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As Mulheres Adoram Saber o que os Homens Pensamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05445612781372219001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955567684751491918.post-54595855482273812742013-12-07T22:20:00.006+00:002013-12-07T22:20:48.145+00:00Como conseguir emocionar uma Mulher em tempo de crise ...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Acha que</span><span style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-size: 16px;"> </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;">consegue cuidar dela e de todos os pacientes?</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"> - Sim, senhor! - respondeu Murphy.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"> O médico foi pescar e voltou no dia seguinte.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"> - Então, Murphy, como correu o dia?</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"> - Cuidei de três pacientes. O primeiro tinha uma dor de cabeça e,então, eu</span><span style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-size: 16px;"> </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;">dei-lhe paracetamol.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"> - Bravo, meu rapaz .</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"> - E o segundo? - perguntou o médico.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"> - O segundo teve indigestão e eu dei-lhe Guronsan- informou Murphy.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"> - Bravo, bravo! Você é bom nisso... E o terceiro? - perguntou o médico.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"> - Bom, doutor, eu estava sentado aqui e, de repente, abriu-se a porta e</span><span style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-size: 16px;"> </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;">entrou uma linda mulher. Ela arrancou a roupa, despiu tudo,</span><span style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-size: 16px;"> </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;">incluindo o sutiã e as cuequinhas. Depois deitou-se sobre a marquesa,</span><span style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-size: 16px;"> </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;">abriu as pernas e gritou: «AJUDE-ME, pelo amor de Deus! Há cinco anos que</span><span style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-size: 16px;"> </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;">eu não vejo homem!''</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"> - Nossa Senhora, Murphy, o que é que você fez? - perguntou o médico.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"> - Eu pus-lhe gotas nos olhos, doutor!</span>As Mulheres Adoram Saber o que os Homens Pensamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05445612781372219001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955567684751491918.post-30493056481384038562013-12-07T22:08:00.000+00:002013-12-07T22:08:38.040+00:00Anda por aí muita mulher casada por obrigação, porque o desejo de sentir amada, amar e ser amada já não existe em muitos casamentos de fachada ... 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<br />As Mulheres Adoram Saber o que os Homens Pensamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05445612781372219001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955567684751491918.post-64840200712351697072013-11-30T01:20:00.002+00:002013-11-30T01:20:52.693+00:00Quem é consegue garantir que esta funcionário pública chegará a viver sequer aos 67 anos, quanto mais ficar reformada a partir desse momento?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />As Mulheres Adoram Saber o que os Homens Pensamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05445612781372219001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955567684751491918.post-42534281264655099992013-11-30T01:18:00.000+00:002013-11-30T01:18:45.402+00:00Cada Mulher gostava de ser uma Mulher assim ... O resto é conversa e muita inveja à mistura que as inibe de se concentrarem no que é importante para que os filhos as adorem ...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />As Mulheres Adoram Saber o que os Homens Pensamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05445612781372219001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955567684751491918.post-91592254905056098942013-11-30T01:10:00.004+00:002013-11-30T01:10:44.665+00:00Que as Mulheres de todo o Mundo tenham orgulho nas suas mamas é o que se deseja em tempo pré-natalício ...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />As Mulheres Adoram Saber o que os Homens Pensamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05445612781372219001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955567684751491918.post-21616819332566723232013-11-30T01:01:00.001+00:002013-11-30T01:01:58.705+00:00Quando as mulheres deixarem de se preocupar tanto com os nós que existem nas suas cabeças talvez se chegue à conclusão que, afinal, os homens já não servem para nada ... Chegará o tempo em que para se foder bastará fazer algo tão simples como hoje é abrir a torneira de água e beber até satisfazer a sede ...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />As Mulheres Adoram Saber o que os Homens Pensamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05445612781372219001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955567684751491918.post-68194089321712948542013-11-30T00:49:00.000+00:002013-11-30T00:49:21.171+00:00Surpreende-me como se fosses a estrela de cinema do melhor filme da minha vida ...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />As Mulheres Adoram Saber o que os Homens Pensamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05445612781372219001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955567684751491918.post-88165781540110304602013-11-30T00:45:00.000+00:002013-11-30T00:45:04.855+00:00Um dos maiores prazeres que o Homem poderá ter é o prazer que uma Mulher sente quando está a ser desejada ...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />As Mulheres Adoram Saber o que os Homens Pensamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05445612781372219001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955567684751491918.post-89195050920050841652013-11-20T01:03:00.001+00:002013-11-20T01:03:32.754+00:00A boa música da velha escola está de volta ...<div style="color: #222222; font-family: arial; font-size: small;">
Achei esta música espectacular...</div>
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E foi esta banda que fez também aquela excelente música que me ficou no ouvido:</div>
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Porra, a boa música está de volta finalmente!</div>
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Faz-me lembrar vários estilos de música concentrados numa canção só e que já não se faziam ouvir desde os anos 80/90.</div>
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É isto que faz bem aos meus ouvidos!</div>
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E tu ... Por onde tens andado que já não te ouvimos há muito..?</div>
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As Mulheres Adoram Saber o que os Homens Pensamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05445612781372219001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955567684751491918.post-56929930744181411652013-11-14T23:27:00.001+00:002013-11-14T23:27:22.650+00:00Quem nasce cornudo já não se endireita ...<span style="background-color: white; color: #7030a0; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: 16pt;">O marido diz à mulher:<br />- Amor, tenho um plano para poupar dinheiro. Sempre que fizer amor contigo, ponho uma nota de 10€ no mealheiro e no fim do ano, abrimo-lo para ver o que juntamos.<br />A mulher concordou.<br />No final do ano, quando o marido abre o mealheiro, encontra não só notas de 10€ mas também de 20€ e de 50€...<br />- F</span></span><span style="background-color: white; color: blue; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"> </span></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #7030a0; font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: 16pt;">****se! Como é que estas notas apareceram aqui?!<br />E a mulher diz:<br />- Deves pensar que toda a gente é forreta como tu!</span></span>As Mulheres Adoram Saber o que os Homens Pensamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05445612781372219001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955567684751491918.post-80883428402416507872013-11-14T23:22:00.002+00:002013-11-14T23:22:29.597+00:00Brincar com a morte é uma coisa muito séria para muita gente doida que anda por aí ...<br />
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<br />As Mulheres Adoram Saber o que os Homens Pensamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05445612781372219001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955567684751491918.post-62155101009134930142013-11-14T23:08:00.003+00:002013-11-14T23:08:50.690+00:00Às vezes é preciso ir mais além do que as evidências ...<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">João e a Maria estavam internados num hospital psiquiátrico.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Um dia, durante o seu passeio habitual, o João saltou para dentro da piscina e afundou-se de imediato.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Maria saltou rapidamente para a piscina e conseguiu salva-lo.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Quando o director teve conhecimento do acto heróico da Maria, deu imediatamente ordem para que esta fosse dada como curada.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Mandou chama-la e comunicou-lhe:</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">-Tenho boas e más noticias a comunicar-te:</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">-As boas são que vamos dar-te alta, visto teres demonstrado possuir capacidade racional para ultrapassares uma situação de crise, e salvares a vida de um doente. O teu acto mostra que estás recuperada!</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">-As más notícias são de que o João, depois de o teres salvo, enforcou-se na casa de banho com o cinto do roupão! Lamentamos imenso, mas está morto.</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">E a Maria respondeu:</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><em style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><i><span style="font-family: Georgia;">-Ele não se suicidou, eu é que o pendurei a secar!</span></i></em>As Mulheres Adoram Saber o que os Homens Pensamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05445612781372219001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955567684751491918.post-24276765452045700632013-11-14T23:08:00.000+00:002013-11-14T23:08:01.720+00:00No mercado de trabalho conheço muita gente boa que ao querer ajudar fica completamente lixado ... Mas é normal na cultura empreendora do chico-espertismo que reina neste país onde quem se safe são os desenrascados!<span style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px;">Aquele fazendeiro tinha um lindo cavalo que um certo dia adoeceu grave e já não conseguia mais parar em pé. Ao ver o cavalo sofrendo tanto, resolveu chamar um veterinário.</span><span style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: Georgia; font-size: x-small; line-height: 22px;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 18px;"><br /></span></span><span style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px;">O veterinário examinou-o durante um longo tempo e, por fim, observou:<br />— Olhe, o seu cavalo está com uma virose muito grave. Eu dei-lhe uma injeção, mas não sei se o bicho vai reagir. Amanhã eu voltarei e se ele não reagir, infelizmente teremos que sacrificá-lo. E foi embora.</span><span style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: Georgia; font-size: x-small; line-height: 22px;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 18px;"><br /></span></span><span style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px;">O porco, vizinho de estábulo do cavalo, ao ouvir a conversa, ficou compadecido com a situação do amigo.<br />— Hei, você tem de reagir — recomendava. — Não pode se entregar desse jeito. Descansa bastante hoje a noite e amanhã você estará novo em folha. O cavalo relinchou baixinho, agradecendo.</span><span style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: Georgia; font-size: x-small; line-height: 22px;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 18px;"><br /></span></span><span style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px;">No dia seguinte, o cavalo continuava deitado quando eles chegaram.<br />— É infelizmente vamos ter de abate-lo. — lamentou o veterinário.</span><span style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: Georgia; font-size: x-small; line-height: 22px;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 18px;"><br /></span></span><span style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px;">E o porco, quase desesperado:<br />— Hei, amigo. Levanta! Vamos, força! É agora ou nunca!</span><span style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: Georgia; font-size: x-small; line-height: 22px;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 18px;"><br /></span></span><span style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px;">Nisso, num esforço fenomenal, o cavalo levanta-se lentamente e depois sai correndo.<br />— Viva! — bradou o fazendeiro. — O cavalo se recuperou. Vamos fazer uma festa para comemorar… </span><span style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: Georgia; font-size: x-small; line-height: 22px;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 18px;"><br /></span></span><strong style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px;"><b><span style="color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; line-height: 25px;">… <u>Siga uma matança do porco</u>!</span></span></b></strong>As Mulheres Adoram Saber o que os Homens Pensamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05445612781372219001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955567684751491918.post-25211776865941579212013-11-14T23:03:00.003+00:002013-11-14T23:03:53.505+00:00Nunca damos valor ao (amor) que temos . . .<b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #820040; font-family: Verdana; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">Havia</span></span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">uma moça cega que se odiava porque era cega.</span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">Ela odiava toda a gente, excepto o seu dedicado namorado...</span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">Ela podia contar sempre com ele...</span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"> </span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">Ela disse ao namorado, 'Se eu pudesse ver o mundo, eu casar-me-ia contigo.'</span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #820040; font-family: Verdana;">Um dia, </span></b><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">alguém lhe doou um par de olhos.</span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">Quando lhe tiraram os pensos dos olhos,</span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">ela conseguiu ver tudo ao seu redor, inclusive o seu namorado.</span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #820040; font-family: Verdana;">Ele perguntou-</span></b><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">lhe </span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">'Agora que podes ver o mundo, casas-te comigo?'</span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">A moça olhou para o namorado e reparou que era cego.</span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">O aspecto dos olhos do namorado, com as pálpebras fechadas, chocou-a.</span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">Ela não estava à espera de tal cena.</span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">O pensamento, de que tinha de vê-lo assim para o resto da vida,</span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">levou-a a recusar o pedido de casamento.</span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #820040; font-family: Verdana;">O seu </span></b><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">namorado saiu em lágrimas e uns dias depois escreveu-lhe um bilhete a dizer:</span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">'Toma bem conta dos teus olhos, minha querida, pois antes de eles serem teus,</span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">eles eram meus.'</span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #820040; font-family: Verdana;">Isto é </span></b><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">como a mente humana trabalha, na maioria das vezes, principalmente quando a nossa situação muda.</span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">Apenas alguns se lembram como era a sua vida antes e de quem os acompanhou nas situações mais dolorosas.</span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #820040; font-family: Verdana;">A vida é um </span></b><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">presente.</span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #820040; font-family: Verdana;">Hoje</span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">antes de dizeres uma palavra indelicada </span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">- pensa em alguém que não pode falar.</span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #820040; font-family: Verdana;">Antes</span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">de te queixares do sabor da comida </span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">- pensa em alguém que não tem nada para comer.</span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #820040; font-family: Verdana;">Antes</span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">de te queixares do teu marido /da tua esposa </span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">- pensa em alguém que chora na solidão e pede a Deus por um companheiro(a).</span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #820040; font-family: Verdana;">Hoje</span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">antes de te queixares da vida que tens</span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">- pensa em alguém que morreu novo ou 'cedo' demais.</span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #820040; font-family: Verdana;">Antes</span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">de te lamentares pela distância que tens de guiar </span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">- pensa em alguém que anda essa mesma distância a pé.</span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #820040; font-family: Verdana;">E quando </span></b><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">estiveres cansado(a) e te queixares do teu trabalho </span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">- pensa nos desempregados, nas pessoas com deficiência e naqueles que gostariam ter um trabalho.</span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #820040; font-family: Verdana;">E quando </span></b><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">pensamentos negativos te deprimem </span></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;"><br /></span><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16px;"><span style="color: #0070c0; font-family: Verdana;">- põe um sorriso na cara e pensa que estás vivo(a) e ainda aqui andas.</span></b>As Mulheres Adoram Saber o que os Homens Pensamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05445612781372219001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955567684751491918.post-55754917096670316592013-11-14T22:55:00.003+00:002013-11-14T22:55:14.309+00:00Porque é que não há abertura de concursos somente para polícias loiras?<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; width: 100%px;"><tbody>
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<strong>Um policia interrogava 3 loiras, que treinavam num curso para a polícia.</strong><u></u><u></u></div>
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<strong> Para testar se elas reconheceriam um suspeito, mostrou à primeira<span style="color: #1f497d;"> </span>loira uma foto por 5 segundos:</strong><u></u><u></u></div>
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<strong> - Este é o seu suspeito, como é que você o reconheceria?</strong><u></u><u></u></div>
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<strong> A primeira loira responde: - Fácil, eu o reconheceria porque ele só tem um<span style="color: #1f497d;"> </span>olho.</strong><u></u><u></u></div>
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<strong> O policia diz: - Bem...é que...a foto o mostra de perfil.</strong><u></u><u></u></div>
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<strong> Atrapalhado pela resposta ridícula que recebeu, mostra a foto à segunda<span style="color: #1f497d;"> </span>loira por 5 segundos e pergunta:</strong><u></u><u></u></div>
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<strong> - Este é o seu suspeito, como é que o reconheceria?</strong><u></u><u></u></div>
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<strong> A segunda loira dá um sorrisinho maroto, sacode os cabelos pro lado e diz: -<span style="color: #1f497d;"> </span>Ah! Isso é fácil!!! Ele só tem uma orelha!!!</strong><u></u><u></u></div>
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<strong> O policia, furioso, responde:</strong><u></u><u></u></div>
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<strong> - O que se passa com vocês duas? Claro que a foto só mostra um olho e uma<span style="color: #1f497d;"> </span>orelha, porque ele está de perfil! Essa é a melhor resposta que vocês me<span style="color: #1f497d;"> </span>podem dar?</strong><u></u><u></u></div>
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<strong> Já sem paciência, ele mostra a foto à terceira loira e pergunta,<span style="color: #1f497d;"> </span>grosseiramente:</strong><u></u><u></u></div>
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<strong> - Este é o seu suspeito, como é que você o reconheceria? -e, rapidamente,<span style="color: #1f497d;"> </span>acrescenta - Pense bem, antes de me dar uma resposta imbecil.</strong><u></u><u></u></div>
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<strong> A loira olha atentamente a foto, por um momento, e diz:</strong><u></u><u></u></div>
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<strong> - Hummmmm... O suspeito usa lentes de contato.</strong><u></u><u></u></div>
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<strong> O policia fica surpreendido e sem fala, porque nem mesmo ele sabia se<span style="color: #1f497d;"> </span>o suspeito usava lentes de contato ou não.</strong><u></u><u></u></div>
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<strong> - Bem, é uma resposta no mínimo interessante ...Aguardem um momento, que eu<span style="color: #1f497d;"> </span>vou verificar o perfil do suspeito e já volto.</strong><u></u><u></u></div>
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<strong> Deixa a sala e vai ao escritório verificar a ficha do suspeito<span style="color: #1f497d;"> </span>no computador, e volta com um sorriso satisfeito no rosto:</strong><u></u><u></u></div>
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<strong> - Fantástico, não dá para acreditar! É VERDADE! O suspeito usa, de fato,<span style="color: #1f497d;"> </span>lentes de contato. Belo trabalho! Como conseguiu chegar a essa conclusão?</strong><u></u><u></u></div>
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<strong> - Fácil! - responde a loira - Ele não pode usar óculos, porque só tem<span style="color: #1f497d;"> </span>um olho e uma orelha!</strong></div>
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As Mulheres Adoram Saber o que os Homens Pensamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05445612781372219001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7955567684751491918.post-73336522126147965902013-11-12T19:49:00.001+00:002013-11-12T19:49:29.137+00:00Este a falar assim ainda vai para a política ...<b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Um sujeito está na cama com a amante quando se ouvem os passos do marido dela.</span></b><u style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"></u><u style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"></u><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;" /><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">A mulher, apavorada, manda-o pegar nas roupas e pular pela janela. Apesar de ser uma moradia ele refila, porque estava a chover muito. Mas, não tendo outro safa, pula mesmo para a rua e cai no meio de uma corrida de maratona.</span></b><u style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"></u><u style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"></u><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;" /><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Aproveita e corre junto com os outros, que o olham de uma maneira estranha. Afinal, ele estava nú!</span></b><u style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"></u><u style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"></u><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;" /><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Um dos corredores pergunta:</span></b><u style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"></u><u style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"></u><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;" /><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><i><span style="color: #993300; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">- Você corre sempre assim nú?</span></i></b><u style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"></u><u style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"></u><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;" /><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><i><span style="color: teal; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">- Sim!</span></i></b><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> - responde o amante - <i><span style="color: teal;">É tão bom ter esta sensação de liberdade...</span></i></span></b><u style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"></u><u style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"></u><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;" /><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Outro corredor pergunta:</span></b><u style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"></u><u style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"></u><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;" /><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><i><span style="color: purple; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">- Mas você corre sempre assim nú e carregando as roupas?</span></i></b><u style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"></u><u style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"></u><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;" /><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">O sujeito não se dá por vencido:</span></b><u style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"></u><u style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"></u><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;" /><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><i><span style="color: teal; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">- É, eu gosto assim. Posso vestir-me no fim da corrida e apanhar logo o carro pra ir p’ra casa.</span></i></b><u style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"></u><u style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"></u><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;" /><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Um terceiro corredor insiste:</span></b><u style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"></u><u style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"></u><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;" /><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><i><span style="color: red; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">- Mas você corre sempre assim nú, carregando as roupas e com uma camisa de Vénus na gaita?</span></i></b><u style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"></u><u style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"></u><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;" /><b style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"><i><span style="color: teal; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;">- Ah! Não ... isso é só quando está a chover!!!</span></i></b>As Mulheres Adoram Saber o que os Homens Pensamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05445612781372219001noreply@blogger.com0